The “Taking Over The World” series by ACPN

 

TAKING OVER THE WORLD

Knight: … for I am your Lord and you must obey.
Soldiers (bowing): Yes, my Lord.
Ninjas: hihihihi
Knight: You too, Ninjas!
Ninjas (bowing): Yes, my Lord.
Knight: Now, dominance of the world will be as follows…

 
 
 
 
 
 

COMPASS

Knight: What is the direction we should go, Captain?
Captain: Northeast, Sir.
Knight: Ok, let’s see… This way. To the Mystic Mountains we go!
Soldier: Will there be dragons?…
Ninja: Yes. Are you afraid?
Soldier: Errr…. No….

 
 
 
 

RESCUE


 
 
Soldiers: Fear not, my Lord. We’re here to save you!
Ninjas: Already on top of that.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

DIVE IN THE OCEAN

Knight: We shall dive in the ocean! We are on a quest to dominate the world. Oceans are part of the world, so we must conquer them!
Captain: What if there are sharks?
Knight: Even better. Give us a chance to practice our new attack moves.
Ninja: Hey, soldier, are you afraid?
Soldier (looking worried at the ocean): Errr… no…