THE SECRET AGENT
King: When have your skills in diplomacy been put to the test?
Knight: I can’t tell you that. It’s confidential.
King: Tell me about the most difficult problem you’ve ever dealt with.
Knight: Again, confidential.
King: Is there anything you can tell me that is not confidential?
Knight: I’m a Knight, I fight evil. That’s public knowledge.
THE MAN WHO IS NOT THERE
Captain: When have your skills in diplomacy been put to the test?
Ninja: What’s diplomacy?
Captain: Tell me about the most difficult problem you’ve ever dealt with.
Ninja: What’s a problem?
Captain: Thank you. We’ll contact you shortly.
THE RIDDLE TALKER
Foreigner: When have your skills in diplomacy been put to the test?
Horse: Heeeee bru.
Foreigner: Tell me about the most difficult problem you’ve ever dealt with.
Horse: Heeeee bru.
Foreigner: Nice talking to you.
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